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| Greetings and Salutations I am MaxRP, president of Genesis corporations. i am a man of action and bluntness. i represent the genesis way of life, and I don't play games. I never smile, and I never tell jokes. I kill pandas and hide remotes. Some people say I'm evil, other people say I'm stupid. I tell it like it is, and i donts take no crap from no buster, ya feel what I'm sayin dog?... I like cats and POP! I love POP!!! Me and pop were dating until she got pregnant then she said we had to get married and I was like "Woh! No!! Te-tay don't marry liquids!! I have a image to protect..." I said as I aint gummy worms in my boxer/briefs on that cold Christmas morning. It's been.... One Week since you looked at me!!... stupid song.... It's been a couple of months since i last saw Pop. Some days I sit in front of the window naked eating paper and wondering what could have been. What if I helped her raise our child instead of always cheating on her. Some nights I cry and think about calling Pop, but then i remember that i don't have a phone, so I eat skittles until the Office comes on. Recently i found out that I'm full of crap, so I cried until my buttocks shipped themselves to Canada and ordered French Fries.That's the story of my life. I try not to think about Pop, but it doesn't always work... thank you for reading this. China the Chinese Chicken. |
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- Current Residence: the World That Never Was
- deviantWEAR sizing preference: that's rude to ask
- Interests: Romance, Mangas and Fan-fiction
- Favourite movie: Oldboy, Fight Club, the Matrix, Kill Bill, Dark knight, Final Fantasy VII Advent Children, Dark Knig
- Favourite band or musician: Sambomaster, N.E.R.D. , Gorrilas, R. Kelly ! Love that Naruto music
- Favourite genre of music: Japanese Rock, Goth Rock, J-Pop, hardcore rap, rapcore
- Favourite artist: Tetsuya Nomura and http://xephonia.deviantart.com/
- Favourite poet or writer: Kazushige Nojima (the wrighter of Kingdom Hearts 2, Baby)
- Favourite photographer: me!!!!
- Favourite style of art: Squar Enix fantasy style, love that Hentai
- Operating System: Windows XP
- MP3 player of choice: iPod, duh!
- Shell of choice: what's a shell?
- Wallpaper of choice: http://xephonia.deviantart.com/art/Pixiv-Girls-Collection-115056129
- Skin of choice: vampire pale
- Favourite game: Kingdom Hearts 2, aint nothing better
- Favourite gaming platform: Xbox 360
- Favourite cartoon character: Shikamaru (Naruto), Hinata, Onizuka, and Ikki (Air Gear)
- Personal Quote: Never Dream! "Laugh and the world laughs with you, weep and you weep alone"
- Tools of the Trade: Hustle and Flow ( u gots to get ur stuff and u gots to know how to flow away)
- Website: http://www.myspace.com/s_r_max
- Email: suruma4ever13@yahoo.com
- Yahoo: suruma4ever13
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- Jul 6, 2009 Looking For Artist for Webcomic
- Jul 6, 2009 Max's Chain Letter!!
- Jul 5, 2009 Some things about He who Must Not Be Named
- Jun 26, 2009 So does anyone want me to continue Blood Moon?
- Jun 24, 2009 Company Meeting!! (this doesnt count as a Journal)
- May 18, 2009 MaxRP Today
- May 16, 2009 NEVEREVER4EVER
- May 13, 2009 Drawing a Revolution
- May 8, 2009 Neon Dreamin'
- May 6, 2009 Behold!!!
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"Nothing is true, everything is permitted."-Hassan-i Sabbah
"Those who make peaceful revolution impossible will make violent revolution inevitable."-John F. Kennedy
Sorry, but this chain letter is for real.
When Michell Williams got it for the first time, she ignored it and a week later the love of her life dumped her for no good reason so BEWARE, and just send the stupid letter!!!!!!
The Lovers of the Heart
In order to form a more perfect kiss, enable the mighty hug to promote
to whom we please but one kiss.
Article 1:
Statement of Love:
The Kiss
1.Kiss on the hand
I adore you
2. Kiss on the cheek
I just want to be friends
3. Kiss on the neck
I want you
4.Kiss on the lips
I love you
5.Kiss on the ears
I am just playing
6.Kiss anywhere else
No means Yes
7. Look in your eyes
Rape me!!
8.Playing with your hair
Let's break up
9. Hand on your waist
kiddnap!!
10. Kiss on the Vagina
Your just copying Suruma
Article 2:
The Three Steps
1. Girls:
If any guys gets fresh with you, let him do what ever he wants and just hope that it will make you popular.
2. Guys
If any girl slaps you, she's just playing hard to get.
3.Guys & Girls
Close your eyes when kissing, it is rude to
stare, unless your a owl...
Article 3:
The Commandments
1. Thou shall think Suruma is the most ballin'est
2.Thou shall not ask for a kiss, but take one....
3.Thou shall kiss at every opportunity, even when it's not wanted.
* Remember *
A peach is a peach, unless it's a ass
A plum is a plum, unless your crazy!!
A kiss isn't a kiss, it's a request to fuck!
Without some tongue. Whore...
So open up your mouth
close your eyes, and give your tongue some exercise! like the slut you are!!
Here are a few reasons
why guys
like girls:.. unless they are gay...
1. They will always smell good
even if its just shampoo and if they are on their periods!!
2. The way their heads always
find the right spot on our shoulder... it's called a spine.... dumbass...
3. How cute they look when they sleep and snore really loud with drool hanging out their mouths..
4. The ease in which they fit into our arms
5. The way they kiss you and all of a sudden everything is wrong in the world
6. How cute they are when they eat and chew with their mouths open
7. The way they take hours to get dressed
but in the end it makes it all worth while... yeah right... they look better when they arnt wearing clothes at all...
8.Because they are always warm even when its minus 30 outside.. called body heat dumbass...
9. The way they look good no matter what they wear, unless they are ugly or a Tranny...
10. The way they fish for compliments even though you both know that you think
she's the most beautiful thing on this earth, besides Jessica Alba
11. How cute they are when they argue and when he hits her
12. The way her hand always finds yours and she makes you finger her
13. The way they smile and show off those rotted teeth
14. The way you feel when you see their name
on the caller ID after you just had a big fight.. scared as hell...
15. The way she says 'lets not fight anymore'
even though you know that an hour later.... she's gonna kill you in your sleep
16. The way they kiss when you do something nice for them and then complain about how it isn't what they wanted
17.The way they kiss you when you say 'I love you', even though you're lieing
18.
Actually ... just the way they kiss you... is horrible
19. The way they fall into your arms when they cry.. and you rape them
20. Then the way they apologize for crying over something that silly... like rape..
21. The way they hit you and expect it to hurt and get suprised when you give them a black eye
22. Then the way they apologize
when it does hurt and you pull out your gun.
23. The way they say 'I miss you' because they are sluts
24. The way you miss them, because you're horny
25. The way their tears make you want to
change the world so that it doesn't hurt her anymore..... Yet regardless if you love them,
hate them, wish they would die or
know that you would die without them ... it matters not. Because once in your life,
whatever they were to the world
they become everything to you.
When you look them in the eyes,
traveling to the depths of their souls
and you say a million things without trace of
a sound, you know that your own life
is inevitable consumed within
the rhythmic beatings of her very heart.
We love them for a million reasons,
No paper would do it justice.
It is a thing not of the mind
but of the heart. A feeling. Only felt.
*That was complete faggy bullshit... *
*
This chain started in 1887 and was edited by Suruma
It is a love chain letter........... yeah right...
In an hour you are supposed to send it to 25 people.
It is easy, just look into chat rooms and find them.
Anyway, send it to 25 people in 1 hour..
Now here comes the fun part.
You then say the name of the person you like or love and then the person will say 'I love you,' or 'Will you go out with me?'
In your dreams dumbass
NO JOKE!!!!!
NOW
THE CONSEQUENCES
The consequences are:
If you break the chain letter,
you will have bad luck in future
relationships. A serial killer will break into your house rape your mother, chop your father into little pieces and feed the pieces to the dog, molest your sister than shave her skin off with a rusty razor and use her blood as lubricant while he rapes your little brother and then he will stab you in the arm, tear your flesh open and poor boiling water in in the wound while shoving a hot poker up your ass and barbed wire in your pee hole and cut off your arms and leggs and slowly drill little holes in your skull. If you don't break the chain, then you will be ahappy camper!!!
CoNgRatULaTioNs!!
You have been chosen
to participate
in the
LONGEST
and the
LUCKIEST
chain letter on the Internet that has been edited by Suruma!!
Once you read, this letter you must
IMMEDIATELY
(meaning within
the hour)
be sent to
25
people After
you send it,
make a wish
and it will come
TRUE
YOU MAY NOT WAIT
FOR A CERTAIN TIME
TO SEND
IT........ REMEMBER,
IT MUST BE SENT
TO
25
PEOPLE WITHIN 1 HOUR, OR
YOUR WISH WILL NOT COME
TRUE!
If THIS CHAIN LETTER IS
CONTINUED UNTIL
THE YEAR 2010, IT WILL BE PLACED IN
THE GUINNESS BOOK
OF WORLD RECORDS!
PLEASE CONTINUE IT NOW!!!
*WARNING*
IF YOU DO NOT PASS THIS ON,
SOMETHING BAD OR WORSE
WILL HAPPEN TO YOU:
NOTE*
THE MORE PEOPLE YOU SEND THIS TO
THE MORE LUCK YOU WILL HAVE IN YOUR LOVE LIFE.
IF YOU BREAK THE CHAIN LETTER
(IT HAS BEEN GOING SINCE 1887)
YOU WILL HAVE BAD LUCK
WITH YOUR LOVE LIFE
FOR SEVEN YEARS. THIS IS NO JOKE.
GOOD LUCK
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How dare you say that my behavior is unacceptable! So condescending unnecessarily critical. I have the tendency of getting very physical. So watch your step cause if I do you'll need a miracle! - Max
When Anne Wichert got it for the first time, she ignored it and a week later the love of her life dumped her for no good reason so BEWARE, and just send the stupid letter!!!!!!
The Lovers of the Heart
In order to form a more perfect kiss, enable the mighty hug to promote
to whom we please but one kiss.
Article 1:
Statement of Love:
The Kiss
1.Kiss on the hand
I adore you
2. Kiss on the cheek
I just want to be friends
3. Kiss on the neck
I want you
4.Kiss on the lips
I love you
5.Kiss on the ears
I am just playing
6.Kiss anywhere else
lets not get carried away
7. Look in your eyes
kiss me
8.Playing with your hair
I can't live without you
9. Hand on your waist
I love you to much to let you go
Article 2:
The Three Steps
1. Girls:
If any guys gets fresh with you, slap him.
2. Guys
If any girl slaps you, her intentions are still good.
3.Guys & Girls
Close your eyes when kissing, it is rude to
stare.
Article 3:
The Commandments
1. Thou shall not squeeze too hard.
2.Thou shall not ask for a kiss, but take one.
3.Thou shall kiss at every opportunity.
* Remember *
A peach is a peach
A plum is a plum,
A kiss isn't a kiss
Without some tongue.
So open up your mouth
close your eyes, and give your tongue some exercise!!!
Here are a few reasons
why guys
like girls:
1. They will always smell good
even if its just shampoo
2. The way their heads always
find the right spot on our shoulder
3. How cute they look when they sleep
4. The ease in which they fit into our arms
5. The way they kiss you and all of a sudden everything is right in the world
6. How cute they are when they eat
7. The way they take hours to get dressed
but in the end it makes it all worth while
8.Because they are always warm even when its minus 30 outside
9. The way they look good no matter what they wear
10. The way they fish for compliments even though you both know that you think
she's the most beautiful thing on this earth
11. How cute they are when they argue
12. The way her hand always finds yours
13. The way they smile
14. The way you feel when you see their name
on the call ID after you just had a big fight
15. The way she says 'lets not fight anymore'
even though you know that an hour later....
16. The way they kiss when you do something nice for them
17.The way they kiss you when you say 'I love you'
18.
Actually ... just the way they kiss you...
19. The way they fall into your arms when they cry
20. Then the way they apologize for crying over something that silly
21. The way they hit you and expect it to hurt
22. Then the way they apologize
when it does hurt. (even though
we don't admit it)!
23. The way they say 'I miss you'
24. The way you miss them
25. The way their tears make you want to
change the world so that it doesn't hurt her anymore..... Yet regardless if you love them,
hate them, wish they would die or
know that you would die without them ... it matters not. Because once in your life,
whatever they were to the world
they become everything to you.
When you look them in the eyes,
traveling to the depths of their souls
and you say a million things without trace of
a sound, you know that your own life
is inevitable consumed within
the rhythmic beatings of her very heart.
We love them for a million reasons,
No paper would do it justice.
It is a thing not of the mind
but of the heart. A feeling. Only felt.
*
This chain started in 1887.
It is a love chain letter.....................................
In an hour you are supposed to send it to 25 people.
It is easy, just look into chat rooms and find them.
Anyway, send it to 25 people in 1 hour..
Now here comes the fun part.
You then say the name of the person you like or love and then the person will say 'I love you,' or 'Will you go out with me?'
NO JOKE!!!!!
NOW
THE CONSEQUENCES
The consequences are:
If you break the chain letter,
you will have bad luck in future
relationships. If you don't
break the chain, then you will be a
happy camper!!!
CoNgRatULaTioNs!!
You have been chosen
to participate
in the
LONGEST
and the
LUCKIEST
chain letter on the Internet!
Once you read, this letter you must
IMMEDIATELY
(meaning within
the hour)
be sent to
25
people After
you send it,
make a wish
and it will come
TRUE
YOU MAY NOT WAIT
FOR A CERTAIN TIME
TO SEND
IT........ REMEMBER,
IT MUST BE SENT
TO
25
PEOPLE WITHIN 1 HOUR, OR
YOUR WISH WILL NOT COME
TRUE!
If THIS CHAIN LETTER IS
CONTINUED UNTIL
THE YEAR 2010, IT WILL BE PLACED IN
THE GUINNESS BOOK
OF WORLD RECORDS!
PLEASE CONTINUE IT NOW!!!
*WARNING*
IF YOU DO NOT PASS THIS ON,
SOMETHING BAD OR WORSE
WILL HAPPEN TO YOU:
NOTE*
THE MORE PEOPLE YOU SEND THIS TO
THE MORE LUCK YOU WILL HAVE IN YOUR LOVE LIFE.
IF YOU BREAK THE CHAIN LETTER
(IT HAS BEEN GOING SINCE 1887)
YOU WILL HAVE BAD LUCK
WITH YOUR LOVE LIFE
FOR SEVEN YEARS. THIS IS NO JOKE.
GOOD LUCK
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Okay so there's this thing called RETARDED-NESS and well.... I've gone pro. <333
YOUTUBE SINGING ACCOUNT : [link]
TWITTER: [link]
Have you seen my reviews?
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How dare you say that my behavior is unacceptable! So condescending unnecessarily critical. I have the tendency of getting very physical. So watch your step cause if I do you'll need a miracle! - Max
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Freak out
I love rock n' roll! So put another dime in the jukebox, baby! ~Joan Jett
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How dare you say that my behavior is unacceptable! So condescending unnecessarily critical. I have the tendency of getting very physical. So watch your step cause if I do you'll need a miracle! - Max
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Freak out
I love rock n' roll! So put another dime in the jukebox, baby! ~Joan Jett
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How dare you say that my behavior is unacceptable! So condescending unnecessarily critical. I have the tendency of getting very physical. So watch your step cause if I do you'll need a miracle! - Max
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How dare you say that my behavior is unacceptable! So condescending unnecessarily critical. I have the tendency of getting very physical. So watch your step cause if I do you'll need a miracle! - Max
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